The Clown Shirt

With this iconic T-shirt, the Clown protects you  + everyone you meet, from having a boring day.

The Clown especially protects your nipples with its elbows (whatever gender you might define yourself with, and whether society wants you to hide them or not).

Show up unannounced and steal the thunder at your local coffee-shop.

Mingle in a party where nobody knows you, and get invited to that secret party in the back, and to the afterparty too.

Or put it on to meet the parents of your new gf. It's a great conversation starter.

Btw the shirt is meant to be tucked into your pants so that the Clown is emerging from them: Hello!